Easy Homemade KISS Lotion Recipe

• 2 jars store-brand Vitamin E cream
• 2 store-brand baby lotion bottles
• 1 jar of the store-brand Vaseline

Dump above into a large mixing bowl. I found that cutting apart the baby lotion bottles helped me to get a bunch more of it out. And get a bigger mixing bowl than you think you're going to need because it'll be messier than you thought.

Mix. Don't overheat the hand-mixer.

Put the lotion that you made all by yourself into little jars. You can reuse the vitamin e cream jars and Vaseline jar again. Or you can buy fancy jars at an antique store...

Apply KISS lotion to skin. It absorbs quickly. For best results, apply after bathing. For dry, cracked heels apply after bathing and before bedtime (sleep in socks). Yes, it's really that easy. Now go make it.